GOT Episode 10: The Not So United Kingdom's Plight With Mirrors, And Looking In Them
I'd like to take this opportunity to applaud Scotland for understanding the idiocy of the #Brexit and voting #In. I'm sorry you are trapped #in what is certainly The Most Idiotic and Neo Colonialist BS Of Modern Times. Prepare yourself for what an American-Afghan has to say about all this, thank you for not holding back in your disrespect and exploitation of people, culture and religions around the world, and democracy in general! You are allowing me to speak these Truths to a receptive audience! #BorisAintReadyForShit (Made obvious by both his awkward not-actual-press-conference-because-he-didnt-allow-questions this morning, and his general delight in RACISM which it seems, most British leaders enjoy in-kind).
Need to read more about the issues surrounding #Brexit ? Here are the demographics and voter analyses.
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Wow UK... 50-11th-wave Neo-Colonialism is truly something!!! You guys are getting so good at this stuff! The manual as you have written it reads:
1. Laud your 'progressive' society, even when it doesn't exist, and be sure to capitalize on fear. Get the media on your side, distract the public from the facts and get them hooked to the narrative; trust they will all hear whatever dog whistle message you have designed for them. This will simultaneously perpetuate a false hegemony; you will appear to be a global sherif, instead of what you actually are... A global pirate.
2. Nurture the bravado. You are busy destabilizing and promulgating protracted conflict in a region like the Middle East, so you need a big national wedding! Don't forget to arm the insurgency while fluffing crinoline. Add a new snapchat filter the same day you drone bomb the only hospital in a 500km area. Make sure you gloss over the multi-layered atrocities your 'kingdom' has inflicted on the rest of the world for the last oh... 900 years? Create a foreign atrocity du jour, a spectacle which garners the attention of all because it targets the innocent. One that is malleable enough to apply to any group or individual at any time, just in case you need a scapegoat community, and one of controversy. Mask your own failures under the warm falsehood of nationalism or patrimony. Make sure to remain broad, obtuse really.
3. Flush refugees, like cattle, out of that region with major devastation, lack of access to public resources, jobs or infrastructure. Make sure school stops. Hospitals close. Homes are destroyed. Families are broken apart. Airports become useless. Roads become too dangerous. Force death upon the people, the survivors will run. Act like you didn't know it would happen. Things need to stay stable but vitriolic at home. You have work to do!
4. Keep the fight going! Exploit resources and recruit locals in your military as cultural advisors, translators, project managers, while demonizing Or criminalizing the innocent survivors fleeing the conflict you created. You will need to compensate for#guantanmo and #abughraib and the rapes, war crimes and the dead children... You can't risk being seen as anything but a noble and opulent crown! ... Especially if the biggest diamond in your crown belongs to Afghanistan like the #kohinoor
5. Then cut and run; Destabilize your own region enough to make big messes look normal, invest in piss-poor media and pseudoscience. Give Simon Cowbell (more! More cowbell!) another tv talent show to pith about with. Be sure to deflect and misdirect responsibility of any kind. Be sure no one gets upset at your open-ended questions #WhereThoseWMDsAt ... Excuse any misgivings by lying that you hold yourself to a higher standard than your enemy. You will determine the height of the moral grounds. You will decide what is right and wrong... 'moral high and low grounds.'
6. Plunder and accumulate assets... Double down by investing in BOTH munitions AND international aid!!! So smart! You make money whether you are killing or saving... and then press restart. Liquidate those assets. ... Major money. Bank on xenophobia, the magical algorithm, bound to drive people to total irrational behavior... Like shitting on 50 years of diplomacy and state-building by seceding from the #EU ... And Finally...
7. Never mention the actual numbers: 5 million Muslims dead, majority women, children and the elderly. Chalk those up as "casualties" of war, and boil the blame down to the animal nature of the enemy... The pedigree for violence in these "martial races." Call them evil. Create someone to blame for something you contrived. Don't risk reminding people of the bad things that you've done; make sure if you are accused of Crimes of War, you do your best to muddle the details, for example:
- The Death of Baha Moussa
- Several tried cases, and several ignored cases, where British soldiers opened fire and killed Iraqi civilians in circumstances where there was apparently no imminent threat of death or serious injury to themselves or others
- May 2003, Saeed Shabram and his cousin, Menem Akaili, were thrown into the river near Basra after being detained by British troops.
- Ahmed Jabbar Kareem Ali, aged 15, was on his way to work with his brother on 8 May 2003, when British soldiers assaulted him. The four British soldiers beat him then forced him into a canal at gunpoint to "teach him a lesson" for suspected looting, later proven to be untrue. He could barely breath from the beating they gave him, and they held him down in the river, and waited for him to drown to death.
- In February 2006, a video showing a group of British soldiers beating several "Iraqi teenagers," which means Iraqi children from about 8-14 years old. WARNING: This VIDEO is disturbing but very very necessary to watch. It includes a truly vile voice-over by a spectator.
- When you don't have to answer for your CRIMES, you can behave as if you left your colonialism and imperialism in the past; But the evidence is THERE, even in Africa. This is an old and celebrated habit of yours. Even with the evidence stacked against you, you will be cavalier and disgusting enough to accuse victims of "Jumping on the financial compensation wagon." This has always been about your Afghan-Anglo sour grapes, your exploitation of the people of Asia, Africa, The Islands and The Americas. Your BIGOTRY. You no longer wish to be responsible for yourself, so you mock the system and put your own citizens into a mass experiment? Good on you.
When you can no longer hide these details, and people start questioning your authority... Just opt out of your responsibilities.
Pro-tip: preserve your wealth by any means necessary. You must establish neutral piggy bank nations like Switzerland; places you know you can keep your money safe as a western nation. These piggy banks can roll around acting like their neutrality is some kind of sign of evolution, while you sleep easy knowing they remain neutral only to keep the money safe.
By this time, people are filled with so much vitriol and fear, they don't care who, what, where, when, or why. They can't help but think: us versus them.
These are great tips for how to exploit systems globally! Good job UK! No one exploits others like you! Good luck with that pound, heard it lost some weight. Call the new money gram.
The Fractured Queendom just lost The Game Of Thrones
Please take note, this action means that xenophobia is not a waning threat. TheHomieSasa predicted Trump would be the nominee long before others! Time to wake up! Trump has a real chance at galvanizing the nation's bigots for something none of us want... a possible trump presidency. Do not underestimate #TheDumb #StopMenWithBadHair